Silly Questions

?.. What is the shortest joke in the field of computers?
Ans: A keyboard without the keys Ctrl, Alt and Del.

?.. What is Cyber phobia ( or Logizomechanophobia)?
Ans: Fear of computers or working on a computer.

?.. What is the fear of long words called?
Ans: HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA.

?.. Name a site containing useful information.
Ans: http://www.uselessknowledge.com/

?.. If "Pen is mightier than sword", what is mightier than Pen?
Ans: A Keyboard.