Neural Net Expert Proposing

Disclaimer: Beware!!, This post contains weird style of expressing LOVE, and has a high probability of being commented as a CRAP!!

Its high time around the month of February, and many people planning to propose their beloved ones. One of my friend who is an expert in Neural Networks (specialization area in Artificial Intelligence), has sent an email to a girl (who is a Banker) formally proposing her, on this valentine’s day. He is expecting a positive reply when he faces her on “14th February 2009″.

Here is what he wrote:

My dear Beloved (please don’t be surprised if I use this word),

Whenever you come in front of me the threshold logic unit (TLU), up here, starts feeling the impulse. The impulse always reaches to hit the cardiac area. The way you look at me induces impulse at the “nodes of ranvier“. Whenever you touch me the axons transmit love impulses in the form of action-potentials. This signal goes all over my body and your soft words acts as neurotransmitter and travel around again to target the synaptic cleft of the neurons in the cardiac area. When these post synaptic potential integrates, then the effects of these integrated signal potential cause the overall love impulse to exceed a limiting potential. And the activation of my desire tend to fire the essence of love in every cells of my body.

My cells always starts to fire the love music whenever I talk with you, whenever I see you or the moment I think of you. Right now also the action potential is increasing but if you promise to control your threshold logic unit (TLU), I can try to activate my pulses and confess something in front of you.

Dear, I feel like you are the one with whom I can share the heat of the love potential. I am confident your threshold is the same as mine. The need is to activate the impulse to exceed the threshold. Dear, there are basically two values for the love impulse carried by real neurons. 1 - is for the love potential and 0 - is for the resting potential. Can’t we reduce the ambiguity and make a synchronization of our love-potential to a single value?

I formally propose you, let us synchronize the value of our love potential to a digital 1. I am sure you will find a sigma, which will determine the sigmoid of your love impulse so that you can flatter your love curve to match mine. I love you…
See you on 14th Feb… Hugs and Kisses….

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Lets see what happens, on 14th Feb. I am curious to know. As soon as I know from my friend I will share to all of you. I guess the Banker will have tough time reading this proposal, and checking out her accounts before she agrees (hope she does!!)

A word of caution for this Valentine’s Day:
Don’t get influenced by this write up. Keep your proposal “speech” as simple as you can.

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