VULG*R VIBRATION's

I heard something musical in the lavatory, when I was in the corridor, going to the printer room to collect, my prints (from the network printer) @ my office. It was टिप-टिप बरसा पानी, as I paused a bit to clarify. The sound of the release was finding a synonymous musical theme. Controlling my cackle, to my extreme musing I laughed for a while within, which came as a outburst as soon as I reached the printer room. I can guess what the insider must have gone through. It was interesting to see his embarrassed face when he came out, and way he hurried toward his desk. Later I heard him saying, यो मोबाइल पनी बेला न कुबेला बज्छ (this mobile just rings every now and then when not expected), just to ease his tension of embarrassment. I don’t know how many people heard the ring tone (excluding me), when he was relieving, but his reaction showed that he was indulged in the illusion of people groping the toilet door, when he was in. I was asked by people about the outburst, but I kept the interesting incident within (now when they read this post, they will probably get the clue of my outburst).

From then onwards I always put my mobile muted when I go to relieve. My ring tone normally is Woh Lamhe by Jal, and fear that if its starts playing when I am peeing; my face will not be different from what my colleague had. वोह लम्हे, वोह राते, कोई न जाने, थी कैसी रातें, वोह बरसातें, वोह भीगी भीगी रातें (the wet part of it.... haha…..)

Very recently, when I was busy doing the business, someone called. I had mad sure that silence is what people will hear outside, but to my extreme annoyance, it was in vibrating mode, though silent. And the scoundrel (though he is a good friend of mine), was calling repeatedly, and the vibrations continually offensively tickling my inner left thigh. God must be mistaken and transferred the punishment of someone else iniquitous deeds to me in the form of these vibrations, that too when I was on high time making myself comfortable. Or may be, it was the fallacy of the mobile network, which delayed the call from my friend because of congestion, and hit me hard later at that instant. Whatever be the cause, guys, always beware of these inopulent sensations during wrong times, as it disturbs the cadence of the sprinkle making it extend over a wider scope, making the edges of the crapper translucently mucky, and mystifying it with the sprinkles of water.

Here is what I call these vibrations as VULG*R VIBRATION’s.

LOOK OUT, WATCH OUT, TAKE EXTREME CAUTION, or whatever, but keep these VULG*R VIBRATIONS away….as it’s really annoying to see the supple flow strewing from its regular pace.

“Arrggg… its too vulgar”- u may think so, and I will not mind if you are not using the asterisk (*) in your thoughts..