Typo Anecdotes

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You greet someone with a "Hello",
You miss an ‘O’,
And you are cursing them to hell.
@ The other end::MUTE: YOU GO TO HELL!!

Someone is sick, you say "Get Well Soon",
You miss an ‘O’,
And you become the father.
@ The other end::MUTE: AS IF YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERF***ER!!

You wanna wish someone "Good Luck",
And the left index replaces the key press of right ring finger,
And you end up being offensive.
@ The other end::MUTE: THAT WOULD BE NICE, BUT WITH WHOM?

You try to sneak peek to your HOTMAIL inbox at work,
In a hurry M and T switched and you are redirected to a parked URL,
And you realize currently wearing one with a bunch of holes.
@ Your end::MUTE: GOT TA BUY SOME NEW ONES!!

You go for your favorite search in Google,
A diagonal row mistake by your left index,
And wow, you land up to a page which is amazing.
@ Your end::MUTE: AHH!! MAN, THIS IS BETTER THAN GOOGLE!!