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"This post warrant that you are 18 years of age or older" You greet someone with a "Hello", You miss an ‘O’, And you are cursing them to hell. @ The other end:: MUTE : YOU GO TO HELL!! Someone is sick, you say "Get Well Soon", You miss an ‘O’, And you become the father. @ The other end:: MUTE : AS IF YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERF***ER!! You wanna wish someone "Good Luck", And the left index replaces the key press of right ring finger, And you end up being offensive. @ The other end:: MUTE : THAT WOULD BE NICE, BUT WITH WHOM? You try to sneak peek to your HOTMAIL inbox at work, In a hurry M and T switched and you are redirected to a parked URL, And you realize currently wearing one with a bunch of holes. @ Your end:: MUTE : GOT TA BUY SOME NEW ONES!! You go for your favorite search in Google, A diagonal row mistake by your left index, And wow, you land up to a page which is amazing. @ Your end:: MUTE : AHH!! MAN, THIS IS BETTER THAN...

Once upon a time there was a village called ' Panchaase ', where there lived two gods. They were  Bhayer  and  Barah . Both of them were the most respected and well-preached gods of that place. One day both these gods were unable to control their instinct of explicit proud and started arguing, who is of more importance and of more value to the people? Then what they decided was really the turning point in the story of creation of Lake Phewa . Both had a solution to this argument, which said that the one who wins the fight of power would be declared as the winner and hence mightier of the two. After this they started to fight with all the might and power they had. The fight lasted for long years and after a tiresome struggle the god Bhayer   out powered the god  Barah . After this shameful defeat the god Barah felt insulted to stay in that place and thought of emigrating to some another place. He shifted to a place called ‘ Mathum ’ which is the origination plac...